Total Medals Earned: 421 (From 57 different games.) Total Medal Score: 4,025 Points
Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)
Forgo your worldly posessions.
Deliver your taxes to the IRS in a timely manner.
Send a Lexus back to the shop.
Medals Earned: 2/18 (10/500 points)
Kill 5 enemies.
Earn 1 achievement.
Earn 6 achievements.
Kill 125 enemies.
Kill 30 enemies.
Earn 40 achievements.
Earn 25 achievements.
Earn 16 achievements.
Earn 65 achievements. That's half of the total 130 achievements.
Kill 550 enemies.
Kill 1,900 enemies.
Earn 80 achievements.
Kill 1,125 enemies.
Kill 11,000 enemies.
Earn 110 achievements.
Kill 4,000 enemies.
Kill 60,000 enemies.
Earn all 130 achievements. Must've taken you a while, huh?
Medals Earned: 2/10 (50/500 points)
Find the Throwing Knives!
Find the Power Glove!
Find the Treasure Key!
Find the Water Walk Boots!
Finish the game without dying once
Find the 1st Life Fruit!
Find the 2nd Life Fruit!
Reach the Treasure Chamber!
Finish the game without using a single Save Statue
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 16/20 (275/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/280 points)
Clear a level after dying five times in it.
Collect all hidden secrets
Climb to the top of the tower
Complete the game with no deaths
Achieve a Speedrun Mode time under three minutes
Medals Earned: 1/34 (5/500 points)
Completed the tutorial
Bought the Illustrated book
Destroyed an Aviator goblin
Bought the Popup book
Bought a toy
Bought the Kamikaze bear
Bought the Smart alien
Bought the Toy car
Bought the first extra slot
500 coins in piggy bank
Bought the Army men 2
Destroyed a Skeleton
Bought the Doom-in-a-Box
Bought the Slime catapult
Bought the Pirate ship
Destroyed an Ogre
Destroyed a Ghost
Destroyed a Bomber Goblin before it places the bomb
Bought the second extra slot
Reached the Bogeyman's level
Destroyed a Bogeyman
Destroyed a Big Bad Wolf before it jumps
1000 coins in piggy bank
Destroyed a Bogeyman before it can summon his friends
Bought every toy
Completed the game
Medals Earned: 4/40 (20/445 points)
5 Enemy killed
Emo superkicks called
First blood
Mamas called
10 Fat emos killed
10 Fat goths killed
10 Fat hippies killed
10 Fat metal guys killed
10 Fat punks killed
10 Fat rappers killed
10 Girls emo killed
10 Girls goth killed
10 Girls metal killed
10 Girls punk killed
10 Girls rappers killed
10 Small emos killed
10 Small goths killed
10 Small hippies killed
10 Small metal guys killed
10 Small punks killed
10 Small rappers killed
Game is passed for metal guys
Goth superkicks called
Hippy superkicks called
Metal guys superkicks called
Punk superkicks called
Rapper superkicks called
First win
Emo gang is destroyed
Game is passed for emo
Game is passed for goths
Game is passed for hippies
Game is passed for punks
Game is passed for rappers
Goth gang is destroyed
Hippy gang is destroyed
Mama killed mama
Metalist gang is destroyed
Punk gang is destroyed
Rapper gang is destroyed
Medals Earned: 5/14 (35/370 points)
Your fate is sealed.
Racing toward fate.
Your journey is over.
There were no survivors.